At Last.

It's the time of the year again- The last day of the year. Today, this day of the year feels exceptionally uncanny. There's like this tingling sensation that something's gonna happen to me soon or something like that. I guess I should just ignore it huh.


I wonder how I felt about this day of the year just a couple of years ago. It should be mostly worrying about school starting.. But knowing it's not exactly the start of school cos eve means the next day is still a public holiday = no school. But this year, I don't seem to have much to worry about. Possibly, it could be due to the ALLS also known as the Acute Lan Lan Syndrome that I've attained over the last 4 weeks. Everyday is just play chinese chess, play monopoly deal, and occasional joy rides within camp.

Running through my blog for this entire year, I shall list down some major personal achievements/ milestones for 2009.
1. Working at Isetan + OOTB.
2. Getting my Class 3 (read: MAJOR ACHIEVEMENT!)
3. Learning to swim 50m
4. Shaving botak
5. BMT, BSLC, AI
6. Getting stung a grand total of 6 times by oversized mosquitoes like hornets + wasps
7. 8.56 + 7.25
8. Best trainee
9. Instructor
10. Being totally soaked in diesel for a couple of hours.

Ok only 10. Seems like a pretty bland and monotonous year with not much ups and downs, so much so I even had to write some poppycock for point 10. On a blogger scale, this year was only half as titillating as 2008 as I had 2 times less number of posts. Anyways, I am a little tired already so i'll just leave the new year resolution thingy for tml (or tml tml) cos this kinda things are suppose to be for the new year right? Right. Woke up at 6 and drove all the way to camp on a off day cos I had duties. And all the way back after 20 minutes. No comments.

Cheers and savour every moment of the last day of 2009!

Updates.

Ok shall do a little update on my life since I know I haven't been blogging for quite awhile. (wake up call thanks to recee tan xy) But before which I shall do some editting to my previous post so that SOMEONE can finally stop disturbing me.

Finally passed out as a sergeant. Don't exactly feel too much of a happiness except that we can finally ba long long walk around the camp now which really makes me quite happy I don't know why...

I guess the highlight of the parade was the fireworks of course.


Just take a look at all the excited parents taking photographs of the fireworks, except that they didn't quite know that those were in fact no ordinary civilian pyrotechnics, but military ones aka budget ones known as trip flares. But oh wells, I guess they achieved the end result they wanted which was to stimulate the parents.


That's me. Yup.

Also went out with terence to deemonise emo kong. It was a night with lots of cheap and good food which made our stomach happy. Just look that kong's satisfied face sucking his thumb. All emoness gone!


Then there was timbre @ ecp which was officially known as mobile timbre with mini S51. Already a cui name to start out with, the whole place was rather cui. Here are 5 reasons why you should not go timbre ecp:
1. Super ulu location. Even our dear organiser got lost together with her apparently in-built gps friend.
2. Super unchillax feel. Looks and feels like a makeshift army HQ during ops. Thanks but no thanks I don't wanna get reminded that im in the army.
3. Super uncomfortable benches and low tables. Left me crouching through the night with a painful ass.
4. Super alot of mosquitoes. *scratch scratch*
5. Poor service. No thanks you. No smiles. Slow. Very slow. FORGOT TO RETURN CREDIT CARD. OMG.

Apparently, this mobile timbre i read, as its' name suggests, will move around to different locations. I suppose this is one of the things that looks good on paper which will make bosses happy but on the ground in reality, the result can never be anymore devastating. Timbre has already been rather stagnant about the bands playing there. It always seem to be the same and not much effort seems to be put into searching for new talents. Now with this mobile timbre coming up, I can foresee plenty of problem it has created for itself. Poor location, poor staffs due to lack of training/ constantly changing staffs = poor service.

At least there was great company for the night.

Embed- Forward.

So that's it. 13 weeks course has finally ended. Giant was over in a flash last week, return stores and more stores and more area cleaning and it's over. It has been a real good time with all my coursemates, especially detachment 3 peeps. This is for you guys man, every single one; the lengendary buddies- legend himself and qiren, ah beng nicholas, emo kong, smart sampson, corporal major jason, jeremy SU and master warrant yap. We've been the bestest detachment, best buddies, the most bonded detachment I dare say. For all of that, here's a toast to all of you guys. I couldn't have asked for anything more.


Throughout this entire course, I've seen good instructors and bad ones. Having been chosen to be the next batch of instructors, I'll definitely strive to become one who is closer to my trainees and one who knows when to be serious and when to more relax. That's one point of the FH course which I hope im able to change. There should be more to change but guess i'll leave that for after i get more into my new job.

But now it's still sianess. While the others have a super long weekend, instructors still have to report back to camp on friday and monday. Super ZZZ. Oh wells, at least the off will be returned to us.

In retrospect, i seem to have really learned quite abit throughout the FH course. When the going gets tough, hang on, and believe that there's something bigger out there for you to reach out for.

Tell Me Your Secrets.

I figured I should blog since I have nothing much better to do.


Yeaps, the end is finally drawing nearer and nearer. The past week has been real slack with 2 nights out. However so, I still kena a whole lot of diesel poured down on me which made me highly flammable for about the 3 hours that I was stuck with the admin tee. Not a truely fun experience seriously man.

I am thinking of burning that admin tee now. LOL. But still finding a proper place to do it.

The coming week's gonna be quite slack too, but with lots of PT punched in, probably since cause IPPT and SOC is finally over. Possible night out nights are on monnight and wednesnight. Nights out really does make the week seem much, much shorter and bearable. Perhaps they should introduce night out during outfield. Hmm.

Booking in again soon..

Closer.

I just realised that 8 weeks have already passed. 7th ASC is so close to passing out alreadying YESSSSSSS!!! What's left to do are some lan lan stuffs and the final ExGiant which wouldn't be as bad as LayEx cos it's with slack gunnery. So it'll just probably be deploy ---------> slack ---------> mission. Note the long slacking arrows HAHA.

LayEx last week was super tiring although it was short. Only ended well past midnight and there was still guard to do and mosquitoes/ sandflies to defend against. As usual, my sexy B+ blood never seem any more attractive to them and my pathetic mosquito net was too weak to block them out. Honestly speaking, I was so tired I totally forgot about another great invention called THE MOSQUITO REPELLENT. Damn. Got to learn alot more about actual outfield deployments.

GK test was quite kickless. No wonder there wasn't any re-test scheduled for it. I expected much more but LayEx drained me so much to the extent I made some stupid mistakes. But oh wells, pass can already.

Finally, the grueling, punishing weeks are over. IT IS TIME FOR SOME GOOD BREAK!

Now, who's on for some vigorous chillax??

Lan Lan.

Next week and it's finally gonna be 2 months down. It's so close already, yet it still seem so far away. I know I must enjoy my "last few" weeks as a trainee but sometimes, the instructors can be damn unreasonable which makes me damn pissed off. Trying to nitpick on us just to tekan us is just plain stupid.

Having woke up with a stiff neck and sprained finger made me miss 1 SOC training last week. Next week's gonna be real fast and furious with LayEx and GK test coming up. Really looking backwards to next week cos it's just damn sian. Hopefully the weather will be forgiving to us.

Till then, it'll be just more of thumbs to suck.


Wonder if i've enough thumbs to hold me through the next week. Having this random urge to dye my hair again. HAHA.

Finally Below 9.

But still far away. 8.59. 243.

OH GOD GIVE ME STRENGTHHHHHH.

New Directions.

Everything flows. Nothing stands still.


There are many people whom we will meet everyday in our lives. Our parents, relatives not by choice. Our direct circle of friends whom could be by choice or not. And sometimes random people we come across each and every other day. One similarity amongst all these people is that there have the ability to affect you in one way or another, minor or major. These people are the ones who influence your life, your way of living each day. You'll grow attached to them, creating new ones and strengthening old ones as time goes by.

However, when these people change, when you and I change, the bonds between them will definitely be affected. There are only 24 hours each day, there are no 25 hours in a day- when changes occur, these bonds will have to be adjusted, to fit new ones, to remove old ones, or even to make space for stronger, larger bonds. It is not possible to keep having new bonds, yet keeping existing ones equally strong or even stronger.

The past 1 month has been one with rapid changes. Meeting new friends from FH, meeting new instructors from FH, catching up with old pals in uni, bmt and sispec, it has been quite a powerful tornado across my life. It's time to get things together, back into focus.

I need new directions in my life.

Nothing Much.

Another week has passed already. 3 down, 10 left.

This week has been a rather peaceful week without much happening other than people smuggling drugs into camp from a mcdelivery man by climbing up the gate using a table from the guard room. Rather hilarious but I guess it's all about the covering your own ass (CYOA) culture in the Calfed Forces. Let's hope the great frsm is logical enough to let them off with a warning.

Had some practical revisions and ADT tests. Didn't turn out too badly but wasn't too well either. Hope im still on track. MG's up next and that shouldn't take too long bah.. The coming week should be even more peaceful and faster.

Feeling quite bored now. Anybody wanna go out?

Time-Travel.

Nope. I don't think I'll ever marry someone who'll always disappear and appear randomly.

Yup. No.. I'll miss her way too much.

Kaylaisation.

Eh. What's with Kaylas nowadays ah. Not really funny when everybody on fb start turning into Kaylas. There's Kayla Ng at first.. Then now there's Kayla Wu.



Anyways, i got stung by another poisonous flying creature again. 3rd time for a wasp.


Damn you wasp. I told you to stop giving me that stupid face. Ok ok i know that's not really the wasp's face but im too lazy to go look for another wasp face.

Stupid wasp.

I Need To Get Drunk.

sian. this shall be a super informal, random, and blaberrish. i hate my course. i hate myself for getting stuck in such a sucky course even though all my friends are in good courses. i hate to see other ppl in slack courses. i cannot stand seeing ppl slacking when im in push up position. i dont want to be in my course. i hate booking in. i hate being tsm. i hate being stressed out over a gun. i hate everybody in my course. not my coursemates of course. i hate doing push ups at every destination.

ARGHHSHHSKD@#$#@@%$t^^%e$#%$tsFGS.

ok thanks for listening.

Farewell, Mr Hiatus.

This break has been a rather eventful one, albeit a little short. Today is already the last day.

Reporting to a new camp tml. New vocation, new things to do, new stuffs to learn, new people to meet. Wonder how things will go...

Perhaps a little drop would be good.


SAVEMEFROMTHEARMYSUCKSSS.

Official Graduation From BSLC.

Ok so that's that. Goodbye BSLC. Goodbye sispec. Maybe someday i'll return there for ps course. Got posted to Artillery. Thank God for no ASLC. Seems like i made the right choice to not go ocs and chiong. But still don't know yet.. Have to see how things go in a week's time. Khatib Camp.

Anyway had abit of good fun after passing out. It was Ivan's house straight away after booking out. Pity the unworking ps3 but we still enjoyed pooling and sleeping around. Especially Willy who spent 3 hours playing by himself to find out the wonders of pool. LOL!


Me and my dear wife.


Me and my dear wife 2.


It's not easy to play good pool :/

Unofficial Graduation from BSLC.

Okay finally completed the gruelling 28km march. It wasn't all that bad, weather was almost perfect- cloudy and occasional wind, save the random moments of intense heat. Perhaps it was just the lack of conditioning, we haven't done anything more than a mere 4km march since forever. Oh well, honestly speaking i'd rather go straight to doing a 28km rather than doing a 4,8,12,16,20,24 then 28km -.-

Rather tiring nevertheless. If only you could see my legs now.


Think i'll miss the days in SISPEC.


But no way I am going ASLC.
DAMN.

Feel the Silence.

Whoosh. BSLC is almost finally over. With just the 28km coming up real soon- a couple of hours time to be precise. Damn so wanted to pon so many things during the last stretch but managed to pull myself together to just go through them. Previous week was generally quite slack. More interesting stuffs were getting gassed and urbanops (UO). Oh yes and not forgetting getting stung by plenty of mosquitoes. Now im itchy all over.

Pretty slack the last week, so slack i did the unthinkable which was to run outside the training schedule with JiaHan and YongJin aka Kim Jong Il. Perhaps i was feeling all fat and unhealthy eating all the snacks in bunk and rotting away everyday. Turned out it was a mistake cos it totally shagged me out pretty much for UO. Especially the lack of rest from doing 2 shifts of duty and you're welcome to the mosquitoes ya.

Anyway im really quite addicted to laughing to myself in the bunk now. No im not crazy. Just watching Big Bang Theory. Really quite an amusing american comedy. Highly recommended to people with nothing better to do or ppl who needs a really good break. CONFIRM will laugh one. Not too stupid, not too smart jokes. So when you're watching with your friends, you don't really have to pretend to laugh when the background laughs come up to let them know that you understand the cheem joke when actually you dont -.-


And best of all you get to learn smart sciences like: The Doppler Effect is the change in frequency of a wave for an observer moving relative to the source of the waves.

Ya, its good for those taking A levels this year and those in need of kinky jokes aka ongster. They do talk about slippery nipples and how to masturbate and get paid.

OMG THE GRAND SLAM.

Field Camp.

Hello peeps. I am back and still alive from field camp.


Sucked alot of thumb. But still alive nevertheless. All outfield sucks. Luckily there weren't too much rain last week especially at night where it can be a true horror to have cats and dogs droping from the sky waking you up. Really shagged out from all the moving fires. Certainly not looking forward to the next 2 weeks of outfield again.

My life seriously sucks now.

So if anybody wanna date me out for a drink during the weekends, i'll certainly be more than happy to go out. OCS people finally out on their first day. Perhaps meeting up with nick and subra to catch up with them. Sian. Sian. Sian.

Field Camp.

Okay Okay.

I know that I should have been updating a long long time ago but I just couldn't find some time to squeeze out to do it! It seems that I like to blog only just before i book in. Perhaps it's like some kind of reflection on what I've done during the little free time I have as a pseudo-civilian.

Crap man. It's that sinking feeling again.

It feels totally like book in day. Totally emo. Late afternoon time with the yellowish sun shining through my study window. Nothing much to do cos too little time. BUT this time it's not sunday! It's just saturday but oh wells, what difference does it make man. ARGGHHH. ARMY TOTALLY... ROCKS MAN!!! OMG ARMY ROCKS ARMY ROCKS ARMY ROCKS ARMY ROCKS ARMY ROCKS ARMY ROCKS ARMY ROCKS ARMY ROCKS ARMY ROCKS ARMY ROCKS ARMY ROCKS ARMY ROCKS ARMY ROCKS ARMY ROCKS ARMY ROCKS ARMY ROCKS ARMY ROCKS ARMY ROCKS ARMY ROCKS ARMY ROCKS ARMY ROCKS ARMY ROCKS ARMY ROCKS ARMY ROCKS ARMY ROCKS ARMY ROCKS ARMY ROCKS ARMY ROCKS!!!

It has been really quick. Just awhile and block leave is like bye bye bye already. Going to SISPEC which ain't that bad (i hope). Getting into a shiong company would be the next suayest thing that can happen to me cos it would just totally waste my purpose of siaming OCS which was to siam &*($%@. Not just &*($%@ but alot of it. Like &*($%@&*($%@&*($%@&*($%@&*($%@&*($%@. Okay you get the point.

Till then, it'll be more chiong sua and more sucking of thumbs.

I love The Army- The Decisive Force.


Dammit.

Viva La Vida.

Whoosh! I am gonna book in in about 2 hours time. And thank God it's left with the last week already. Still have my SOC and 16km to complete this coming week then it's really left with the last last last 24km.

Last week was rather interesting. Started off with IPPT which I miraculously got a gold for. Then it was guard duty which I took over Ryan cos he had re-sitest but in the end didn't make it. But it was rather fun, greeting big shots as they walk pass and talking cock to John all night. Then got to bookout for airforce medical review where i had a good break from cookhouse food, ate pizza and macs. Slurpz. Lastly is the SDC visit which was as usual a waste of time.

Sigh. Such is the boring life of a RECRUIT.

Anyway im going to SMU!

Red is the New Orange.

Oh God. Forgive me for I have sinned.

This colour is seriously om gly sexy. Talk about bright orange, yellow, red- yucks. Ya right like I'll reject if you give me one. But I'll just re-paint it this colour.


I have fallen in love, again.

Same Old Shit Again.

Since im just like nuaing around on the net, i thought that i might as well blog since my blog don't really get much updates- at most once a week. Ok first thing is obviously about army which my life is all around now. Completed all the high key events already leaving ippt, soc, and 2 mother long route marches.

3 weeks to pop!


Had another ippt diagnostic just before we booked out ytd, improved from a pass to silver but have to buck up on my sbj which 4cm costs me my gold ARGHH! But another thing to improve is also sit up (although i have 5 points already) which i feel that our trainings dont really focus on. (maybe because it's one of the stations where its the easiest to cheat so everybody ends up getting 5 points -.-) One of the most suprising station was 2.4km run where i improved like crazy without training for the past 2 weeks so i was rather shocked. Still not sure what my exact timing is but pretty sure its below 9.20 so it has cut by about 1 whole minute since my vj days.

Looking forward to playing on the entire soc ground next week but i guess that's about all im looking forward too. Got to book in early at 5pm which makes it extra sian this weekend.

Oh wells. What to do?

Blessing in Disguise.

Suay but lucky. I seem fated to get bitten by all sorts of insects. For the record i've hornets and wasps already. *claps* Ya ya thank you thank you. Somehow. Anyway im back here slightly earlier than the predicted time due to unforeseen events which occurred. Field camp was one hell of a hell with heavy downpour every morning without fail. Being stuck in muddy hell in a never dry muddy + wet long4 alllllllllldayyyyyyyylonggggggggggggg is yucks + yucks - yucks.

First day was in basha and a heavy lightning storm struck around 0200hrs. All was fine till about 0300hrs when my side of the basha got flooding so i ended up swim-sleeping in cold, muddy water till about 0545hrs while my buddy didnt bother about me and continued sleeping on his dry side (thanks man). The other days were all rainy but only the third day was bad enough to be mentioned again when we were all proning without cover. The rain always seemed so intentional as though it was just created by whoever up there to irritated us. Woke up at 0600hrs and started to prone. At about 0605hrs, another heavy downpour struck. The worst part is it stopped exactly when we were asked to stop proning and have our breakfast. I have no idea wassup man.

Ok but the main question should be why on earth am i blogging when im suppose to be out on the wonderful island? Ans: no thanks and thanks to some hornets.

On the 3rd day of some drill movement, i was taking cover when i saw 2 hornets happily flying right in front of me collecting honey i suppose, then i thought that i should just keep still so that they wouldn't attack me. But unfriendly them, came to attack my calf! Damn. It was rather painful at first so i went to the medic. Story cut short, the medic just iced my leg and then i was free. The next day i went to report that my leg was swollen, then went to MO who put me in the sickbay, left for CGH in the afternoon cos the MO thought it was rather serious infection then i tio attn c which means im FREEEE!!!

Fine lah honestly i didn't thought that it was serious enough to get an attn c for this but oh wells im not complaining. Managed to escape 2 additional wet nights + 2 super shiong tekan sessions thanks to the hornets. So thanks ya hornets!


Eh i said thanks already ok. Stop giving me that stupid look.

And Here I Go Again.

Ok im back. And im going to be gone again. Damn, it's gonna be another 2 weeks of sweet hell on the little island. The feeling of getting stuck somewhere is really stuckily sucky. It's not just any island, it's somewhere where you keep seeing commercial planes flying all over your head (cos its dam near changi airport -.- and no thanks for that), it's freaking depressing.

The couple first few days were really super sianed, couldn't fall asleep at night cos of 100% shift in the change in body clock timings. But it got a little better when my bunk mates all started talking cock and doing stupid things together. Overall, some key events were the 4km route march and marksman test. Next week's gonna be field camp and grenade throwing which i hope i don't drop it accidentally or you won't see me updating anytime soon next week too.

Sigh and no photos sorry cos no camera phone ya. I am disappearing in a couple of minutes. 7.07pm now, no wait, its 1907 (echo 1907) and im booking in when? 2000.

SUCKKKKKKKS.

And guess what? Im botak.

Dear God.

Oh man. In like less than 12 hours I'll be in the lovely and really sunny island called tekong. 4 months ago, 4 months seemed so far away but now, it is 4 months after already.

Anyway, i set out to complete some stuffs after A levels and i think it wasn't too bad. Firstly, i managed to rush my driving and finished it. But dang, im still not driving yet. YET. Next, i managed to learn how to swim at least 50m, which im still rather uncertaining so hopefully i wouldnt drown at the island. I also managed to complete a couple of photography expeditions to quirky places, most memorable being the one with jek which i got bitten by stupid @#$&%*$ wasps. Worked at 2 places- Isetan and Two on the Bun. Isetan was rather enjoyable but my contract was short, Two on the Bun was just irritating to work for but still made some good friends like Cliff. It was also alot of fun just hanging out with friends like 07S51, xianyi, jek, xiaoyi, lmkh, ong, keesiao, fsaw, snorlax etc etc.

Lastly, I finally RECEIVED A HUG FROM A GAY!


But actually, it wasn't really a very good hug. He's not a good hugger so I have totally no idea why he's giving free hugs in the middle of orchard road. His hug to me was like cold and flaccid and the best part of it all is that when I asked him why he's doing that (giving hugs), he said "to show that there's someone in this world that cares about you." I instantly diaoed. Oh my god lah. After his hug i just felt that there's one less person in this world that cares about me -.-

Ok i shall stop talking nonsense already. 2 weeks later people. Till then..

1 Last Week.

Alright man. Im officially left with 1 week on earth and it's really sinking into me now. Kinda sian, lots of stuffs to settle and buy and I have not bought anything yet -.- It has indeed been a long period of time since the Awesome As, I did make a list of things I wish to complete after the AA and I did complete some but maybe not others but I'll just list them out soon..

Friday went out with lcy, xiaoyi,xiaoming, ziyang and chao yang to swim at the exciting jurong east swimming complex. It was rather fun doing all the retarded stuffs and just chilling out in the water but I got quite burnt after that. But the water is seriously too over-chlorinated, tastes horrible especially at the wave pool when all the water just like flow down your throat lol.

Lcy who was all excited about the mushroom couldn't wait to take a photograph with it.


Xiaoming on the other hand, was more excited about crawling in and out of little holes..


After which xiaoyi and xiaoming and me went to Kranji to take some photos before heading home. It was rather exciting as we spotted chameleons attempting to mate. I even tried to stimulate them by chasing both of them up onto a tree so that they'll have more time together.


Anyway, it's xianyi's birthday so happy birthday doctor chen! I guess we don't have to celebrate birthdays with him anymore eh.


The RADIANT look is here again. As ong puts it in the right terms: radiating FURIOUSLY.

Tragedies of Life.

I have come to observe a certain kinda phenomenon that I have almost never or rarely blogged in the morning. Most of the blogging is done at night when like I have absolutely nothing to do. Facebooking is gonna make blogging obselete soon, but I don't think it'll ever happen. Blogging is still for cool people like you who is reading my blog. Not for those who update their status. Let's see..

Shannon Chan is happy :)

Ah I mean seriously come on. Ok shannon chan is happy, so what?! Anyways headed out for a photog dinner plus ong. It was not too bad, great to meet up with all the NS friends with all their way-too-cool NS acronyms. I highly suspect it's just christopher cos after he left us (to look for his potential wife at esplanade, i know im not suppose to say this but shh.. who ask him not to read my blog LOL) we chilled at the secret starbucks with the attitude coffeemaker guy. Xiaoyi and I managed to turn the conversation around into our hilarious pre-driving experiences. Xiaoyi is really funny. Even thinking of him makes me laugh like now. Haha.


Yes that's saw in a circle. It was a really strange day as he was walking far faster and more passionate than usual. You know, the radiant look on his face. And as one can see from the photo, he conveniently pangsehed the entire group of us to sit there alone. I mean, love is just amazing. Or they say, love is blind. Maybe he just lost us along the way.

Anyway, the main tradegy of my life is that after getting my license, the first car I drove wasn't even my dad's. It was a noob Proton Saga. But I had quite a good time thrashing it around (since i didn't have to worry much about crashing it) in malaysia. Yes, the first car I drove wasn't even in the country that I got my license from. SHAME.

I figured that my first car wouldn't be something too expensive so i've decided on the Honda Accord 2006 Euro.


It's not really a too pretty car originally but i've seen quite a few of the zenged versions on the roads and all look rather cool. Couldn't find a picture of it, will upload if i happen to take a photo of one.


I am still currently learning to drive with one hand, you know like jaychou from initial d. Yes second box from the left. Not right, that's the father.


Oh come on. A new saga begin sia. How much cornier can it get?

Retired.. Again.

Okay i've officially retired again. Damn the one on the bund. Stupid, brainless boss and managers, i had enough. Initially, when I think Hong Kong, I think something like Singapore, but the people from HK are like all far worse and unreasonable and totally rude. Was reading all the hopeless comments about the restaurant which were mostly true. And i still pity the diners who eat the veg from the crispy lamb ribs and the fish heads -.-


Anyway i bumped upon this photo which made me realise that the paintings in the noodle bar were a direct link to some lady who committed suicide about 2 weeks ago at the alfresco area. FREAKYYY. Nick will know this haha.

Past few weeks have been rather boring, all work and no play. But out of all the boringness, cool stuffs will still happen. I finally bought the ES7 from the IT show on saturday during my break at work.


Pretty good i love how low the bass can go and the noise isolation is pretty good especially on peak hour train rides. No more blasting of volume.

Next


Muahahaha.

Results will be out in just a couple of hours time.

I seriously have no idea what i'll get for my results, obviously hoping for the better but knowing my past records, the worst is definitely yet to be.

I don't know man. I hope my best is enough. But what's enough? Enough for you? For me? For my mum? My dad?

Shit im emoing. ZZZ.

Ok stop reading, I no longer know what im talking about.

Candies.

Wow. I haven't logged on to blogger for such a long time that i forgot my user name -.- i was actually trying to enter using my hotmail account but realised after 3 seconds that it is suppose to be my gmail account. ya and i was secretly waiting for someone to tag on my stagnant-until-all-the-mosquitoes-turn-into-freaking-wasps tagboard to ask me to update cos it secretly feels good to know that there are 2 ppl in this world that still reads my blog. This could be due to this inherent part of my sense of responsibility- I hate to disappoint people who trust me. Not that JingHan or Kumar actually trust me...

Anyways, i got a new job already, as a waiter but i just got retrenched cos the restaurant wasn't doing too well. So im home early, for once, and decided to blog! Of course, there's no need to ask where im working cos i don't wish evil people who wanna come suan me at work. But again, not that you guys will be actually willing to pay so much just to visit me (if you happen to wanna eat there and for me to serve you so you can admire me from a corner).

Oh yes and after my waspy experience, I found out that the previously unfreakable by any kinda weird bugs me, now jump at any creepy crawlies that come near me. Sian, I feel kinda dam gay now.

I am like totally blogging random stuffs that's floating about my brain. Sorry. Back to another random topic, i think i've usurped quite abit of good karma on MRT trains. I'll always give my seats up for old people and it makes me feel powerful/ in control. Cos it's like i'll watch and see like if the people actually deserve my precious seat. I believe most of you have experiences where you give up a seat and the old guy rejects you. It's dam maluating i know, then you dunno whether to go back and seat or continue standing but 99.9% of the time you'll just continue standing. I have a strong record of 100% of all the seats I gave up being taken by the person I intended to give. And i don't intent to break that record.

Today, I gave up my seat to this old man who was very nice. He gave me a high-five kinda thanks (you know) and gave me another one when he left the train. He even wanted me to take back the seat. It secretly makes me happy but I know I can't smile to myself too much cos people on the train will think im siao. Then again, I woke this little boy up at Pasir Ris. It's like since I stay at Pasir Ris, i feel that im responsible to wake these poor tired souls up at the last stop. I think i've woke about more than 10 people up already.

Okay, i shall talk about stuffs more related to my life now and not random ones.

The only thing I can remember now is climbing with snorlax. It just amazes me to see a snorlax on the wall. Of course, it didn't climb to the top but it's still impressive nevertheless. It's so funny, she likes to shrivel up onto the wall like some the bee i put into my freezer. But she's not bad lah. And to the snorlax, i'll wait for her starbucks soon HAHA.

Oh yes and maybe I should start climbing abit more often now. Kinda intent to join BoulderActive again this year. I miss all the rock climbing fun. Perhaps i'll get to see keesiao at this competition too lol.

Nothing much to blog liao so i shall upload some photos.

This is like me slacking in the toilet while im working at Isetan. Sometimes it gets kinda boring. I even figured a way to like be able to relax completely without seating on the floor.


Jek, Boss, Edwin and me acting siao outside my house.


But this is DA BEST. Seriously, kids.

Doubt(ful) about Doubt.

Gosh.


LOL. I don't know what to say about this show. Maybe just that it's in the wrong theatres- it really should be put in the picturehouse instead of the normal ones. Yes i know i can always act smart and say stuffs like "wah this show dam good. acting dam good sia. then like got the abrupt ending kind so you can think about the show over and over again. excellent! must must must must x100 go watch worxxx!" -.-

Okay. In short, i don't think anybody should go watch this show unless
1. you like cheem shows.
2. you like to act cheem (when you're obviously not).
3. you like shows which touches on religious issues.
4. you're really really bored. and i mean really.


When the show ended, i think my face was exactly the same as that when i watched Tony Takitani back in 2005. Totally zomg. It was like 50% of the people blissfully asleep already, 10% shocked and 40% empty. -.- GAYYYYYY. Although the acting is all pretty good i must say, but it just totally didn't make me feel good.

Yes, just don't watch it.

Holding My Breath.

It feels so good not to work. (but work starts all over again tml. argh- the aunties.)

This break was taken to complete my FTT which marks the end of all my driving theories. Congrats to muthu and kumar who passed with me too!

After which, I headed down to Parkway to pool with Mr Goh. Can't believe you're teaching LOL. HARVEY NORMENNNN. Sir, can i buy tv? Clown sia you. Then pooled with muthu after mr goh left. It was quite an experience indeed. My first time playing the anyhow-pot game. So the winner is decided by who pots more -.- No wonder they say you learn something new everyday.

Then we went to Sourpuss to celebrate jan people's birthdays.

Food and service were rather flaccid with highly unfresh seafood and alcoholic sauces halalcough and a one man show, literally. Ambience was rather poor too with candles casting most of the light on our food. Perhaps it was so bad that they actually didn't want us to be able to see what we're eating. LOL.


The lovely babies.


Liang feeding Jek.


tSg caught stealing a glance at handsome liang. Tsk.



Classic us, starbucks tcc (muahahaha) was next and home the next after next.

Friday was spent pooling with nicky and damien. Pretty good suggestion that nick brought up: pay proportional to the no. of games won. Nick owes me money and anyway you're rich now. Thanks haha. Don't really know damien but he's a good player. Worth playing with unlike lq where i'll just end up watching him play himself -.-

Don't we just love happy endings?


Im having like stiff neck from 7 hours of pool.

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Ah. I haven't blogged for such a long time. I don't know man. I am so sick of my life already. Gonna quit my job soon and get back to some real slacking. It's dead boring and I totally have nothing bloggable about my job. Okay if you haven't realised, I am jobbing. Yes claps haha.

I need some money man. Well, it's just cos i'll be able to do what i wanna do if i own money. Damn, im so friggin' old already- eighteen my friends. And there's nothing that im so proud of that i've done for myself, not even so to speak for anyone. I just feel so stupid now. Seriously thinking back, yes, no I have nothing that im proud of. Perhaps when i was in scouts, made a couple of real friends chencorp, ong, keesiao, and a bunch of really good memories which still makes me smile secretly when i reminisce those times.

It's the good times that ultimately make people happy, be it the past or present. Looking back, thinking back, yes things will always seem fun and good no matter how shitty they were. But what if your life has nothing much to think back about? What if your entire life, you have only been doing that one thing in that one room with nobody but yourself, would you still have things to be happy about? Perhaps so, variety is the spice of life. So people, get that butt off that chair if you have a chance to. Go do something different today.

I don't know man. I miss my life.

赤壁。

Ah. Pardon me for the lack of updates but my life has been really much of a bore without any friends and families providing me excitment in any form.


Managed to catch Red Cliff 2 with Ongster and Jek at Suntec a couple of days after in the evening. It was a rather good show I must admit. But like The Little Nonya, there are flaccid parts too. This is especially agreed by ong which I could totally tell from the face he showed me right after the movie ended.

(Sorry the face of the other man has to be removed to prevent over-stimulation.) But focus. That's not the focus.


To quote from the man himself, "what the fuck man! After lusting over her for years, painting her picture and having fantasies about her all day long, and when she 送上门来， all he did was to drink her tea?" Which is so true. I mean it's rather stupid also. What if she poisoned the tea? I think I would definitely make a better Cao Cao. John Woo should have requested for me to act Cao Cao, then the show would definitely break box office records.

Hehe.

Adventure of a Lifetime.

Woah, haven't got to blog for quite awhile.

New Year- went out with a couple of peeps to chill and ended up with the fireworks and clarke quay watching people puke and puke.

Eating at tompopo or something like that. Anyway, it was Ah Beng's mall. Cool right?


Watching the fireworks near Esplanade.


Then there was meeting up with Saw who managed to escape from The Island. It was just amazing to see him run for the first time. And it had to be across a road cos he was jaywalking. Some NS men sia.

Dinner at Fish and Co.


Next was pool. I guess the most impressive shot went to xiaoming who got this. Like -.- totally.


Okay next up is seriously a damn lame adventure. Jek and I (and xiaoming) decided to go Istana Woodneuk to shoot that place before it goes. It started off near botanical garden where we saw potato's sister who went there with a volleyball which was lame.


Then we walked to the house, squeezed through the gate, and trekked through a forest. Upon reaching the place, we had to climb up, or rather only I climbed up this mini hill only to see b******s camping at that place. So we decided that it was still too early before they would leave so we went out to botanical garden to chill for a moment.

After a moment, we walked back to the house and squeeze through the gate again. But this time, to see xiaoming outside waving to us. Damn lame, he refused to go in. We didn't force much of him to go in with us so he left and all that was left was Jek and me. Heroic us trekked through the dense forest to reach there and see the b******s still digging -.- But we decided that we wouldn't leave anymore cos it was really tiring to walk around. So we set up a camp behind the hill so he wouldn't catch us and we won't catch him either.


After waiting for a couple of hours, listening to music, the birds, digging soil and plucking kang kong, he finally left us for good, and so we thought. So again, like heroes, we climb out of our hole into the open. After much tries to inflitrate the place, we found that it was close to impossible to get a short cut in without getting stuck in clay which was damn lame again.

Worse of all, we spotted even more of them now which we initially thought was gone. Out in the open, flat groud, our NSmen sense kicked in and we decided to take refuge on another not-so-clayey hill. Check out the range of choices that we had.


It was damn scary and lame cos they were just a couple of feets behind us and we couldn't see what was happening.


After a few moments, 6.26pm to be precise, we decided to attack them. Using my scouty talent, I realised that they were all gone and it was all clear for us to raid the house. Check out the scouty pose man.


But both of us were all shocked and dam shagged and dirty from all the hiding and getting stuck in mud to clearly focus on our mission.

Checked out a few rooms and we found an owl! And it's pretty rare i think. It's suppose to be some Oriental Scops Owl. Cool pair of ears dude.


Just as we were about to leave the place as it was fast darkening, I entered another section of the upper floor and got attacked by wasps. Totally insane. It was so painful that nobody have ever felt this kind of pain before. Damn lame. Then jek pointed out to me that i was wearing red cos he didn't get attacked. What luck man seriously. I know it looks dam small here lah. But it was instantly after the bite so you can imagine the size of it. Probably like a 1000 mosquito needles tied together and poking you. It's right in the center of my spine. Such accuracy.


It's terrifyingly itchy now- I hope I don't die.